Dubstep on My Mounth

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Tik Tok (Parody)

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud
Cuz I don't care who I piss off, yeah
I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert
Before my dinner
Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes, back on
Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peak of some titties
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa
I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
Night sweetie, sleep well-
SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!
Now the girls are lining up
Because were pussy sailin
But we punch em in the mouth
If they're not Sarah Palin
Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet
WHOA! WHOA!
Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm quite well hung)
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa
This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold
Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes
Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole
Fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even
Know your fucking name anymore-
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I'm sorry
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa
I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa
JUST DANCE!
BAD ROMANCE!
Now let's copy poker face like
Whoa Whoa Whoa

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Down Jay Sean Parody

Ya out with your friends
Pull up in your mums Mercedes benz
Looking super cool
Step out of your ride you got it all
But thats when you close the door
And your jeans get all caught up
In a moment of troubled thoughts
You decide to take em off
Youre causing some tension
It got their attention
Theres no need to mention
Baby, that your trousers just fell down
Just keep on walking
And keeping em talking
Theyll never know your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Got a new belt
Youre ready to make all the girls hearts melt
And got some brand new jeans
But theyre so hot that youre naked underneath
Then somebody spills your drink
And it looks like you pissed your pants
In a moment of troubled thoughts
You take em off and start to dance
Youre causing some tension
It got their attention
Theres no need to mention
Baby, that your trousers just fell down
Do what a man would
N show off your manhood
Theyll never know your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
My trousers drop to my knees
I just feel like free willy
Dont watch the size of me,
Not usually this cold you see
Behold, Im such a tease,
I bought these jeans from overseas
I thought that they were burberrys
But turns out they were schmurberrys
And I cant get a refund PLEASE!
I cant afford my groceries
And they keep falling to my knees,
When Im out on a pussy spree.
It went downhill when I was three
When my dad neglected me
And ran away on Christmas eve DRU
Were the midnight beast
Youre causing some tension
It got their attention
Theres no need to mention
Baby, that your trousers just fell down
You look like a boy scout
Been caught with his cock out
Theyll never know your trousers just fell down
Down, down (whoo)
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down (whoo)
Even though your trousers just fell down
Cant run for election
With an erection
Baby when your trousers just fell down
You cant get a peace prize
Showing your piece rise
Baby when your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down

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Walk With Us

HHey ash dyu know what were going to do today?       
No stef what are we gonna do today?
I have no idea, lets go wherever our legs take us
Yeah stef lets walk.
WOW! Walkings fun
Walk with us,
Through London town
Its full of fun
So dont bring us down
Walk with us,
Dont be a scrooge,
We feel so gay (meaning happy)
And theres a cat
So I havent seen dru in a while?
Maybe hes sleeping
At one in the afternoon?!
Sorry ash ahaha! hey there he is
Hey Dru, hows it going?
I havent seen you for a day
Last night I was holding up the chemist WHY?!
To score me some drugs motherfucker
I drunk 20 whole bottles of calpol
Before throwing up all over this bitch
Then the police came (woop) I shot them WHY?!
To score me a car motherfucker
I drink drive, get high, fuck hoes all night
If I meet your mum I wont be polite thats right
Walk with us,
Through London town
Now we found dru
Dru got found
Walk with us,
Our song is done
So long, farewell
To everyone

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